We buy every service with crypto, use it for weeks, then publish the results. No sponsorships, no affiliate bias, just data.
Eight categories, real testing, transparent methodology.
We ran 8 VPS providers for 60 days. HushVPS won on value ($4.50/mo, 99.91% uptime). NimbusVPS took #2 for performance. Full data inside.
See results →We bought 90 gift cards across 8 sites. Mirogift won (lowest fees 3.8%, Monero accepted). Giftoshi #2 (fastest delivery 2-8 min).
See results →We attempted 140 verifications across 14 platforms. Smsario won (92% success, $0.30/SMS). OTPAtlas #2 (94% success, most reliable).
See results →We ran ChatGPT Plus and Midjourney for 45 days from 6 resellers. AikaShop won ($15/mo, stable). 51AIHezu #2 ($14/mo, cheapest).
See results →We trained models for 500+ hours on 6 platforms. GPURentHub won ($0.35/hr RTX 4090). GPURento #2 (99.2% uptime, most reliable).
See results →We completed 120 swaps across 8 exchanges. Orbiswap won (0.6% spread, lowest fees). Atlaswap #2 (fastest, 3-8 min average).
See results →We sold 65 gift cards across 6 buyers. CryptoToGift won ($1000/day limit, 30-min payment). VoucherPayout #2 (88% buyback rate).
See results →We ran cloud Android phones for 30 days on 5 platforms. PhoneCloudify won ($12/mo, Android 13). CloudPhoneHub #2 (99.5% uptime).
See results →New research: We ran 61 anonymous services for 90 days. 29% were truly signal-free, 47% leaked identity. Read the full Privacy Report 2026.
Every service is purchased with our crypto. No sponsored reviews, no free accounts, no bias.
We test for 30-60 days minimum. One-day tests miss reliability issues that matter.
Our full testing protocol is public. We publish corrections when we make mistakes.